Harry Styles: Wow, I think ill have some drinks tonight.
Media: Wow Harry. you're setting such a bad example for your fans.
Harry Styles: Yo' Cara, lets hang out since we're good friends.
Fandom: OMG Harry I cant believe you have a girlfriend! Do i hear wedding bells??
Harry Styles: Louis, thanks for being an amazing friend; I think ill give you a hug bro.
Larry Shipper: Oh my god, they are so cute! its meant to be! fuck you modest - you cant tear apart true love!!11
Harry Styles: Oh look! Some fans! I should take some pictures and sign autographs.
Paps: You're such a manwhore, I mean really. Can't you keep it in your pants for three seconds?
Harry Styles: Guys sorry, i'd love to stop and take pictures but im late and I cant! Love you though!
Everyone: What an asshole. Why dont you go spit on puppies while youre at it, you monster.
Harry Styles: I just looking for someone I can love.
Fans: He said "someone" not "a girl". He's gay, for sure.
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